As usual HOTH wants to continue seeing you dear reader enjoying your favourite column therefore, wear correctly your mask, vhara zibino iro, sanitise and maintain social distance, zvekugumana gumana nekusada kuhwa pane chaunga bodo, tsvoo. Pfira pasi imbwa dzinonge.
Bvunza mukwasha, akadaro Mukudzei Mukombe aka Jah Prayzah in one of his latest projects, but not with this UK based dreadlocked womaniser from the gold mining town of Mvuma. He had no time to go and pay Lobola,
uummm bodo he went for the easy prey, a married nurse, bvutu, tande naye kwake without giving the inlaws time
to ask for their dues. Kwai makapiwa kare, mukaseka saka idhlai izvozvo.
Hakuna muti unoira shanhu kuna HOTH, you can’t hide anywhere especially those who have insatiable appetite for the fairer sex and those women who want to break sex records by sleeping with every monied man around. Tinopedzerana machinda ndokwanguvo, to expose you. And exposing HOTH will do without fear or favour.
The Mvuma story is very simple, simpuru simpuru so because Stanaldino based in UK who answers to the surname Inenge yechirungu so. Ngene or something like starting from the front zvichidaro Inenge inoita. He is of the
Dube chishongo ganda remababe totem, chimama mabuns. This one HOTH is cock sure.
The harlot who is a nurse at Mvuma Hopsital, HOTh doesn’t care kuti inguva yeCovid-19 nurse anozotsamwa karamwa basa, vanhu vakafa neVirus, tokunyora chete.
She has dreadlocks and drives a new Honda Fit courtesy of UK new husband and they are staying together at Kunyamufufu in Mvuma Rural District Council at his Plot.
You have guessed right she is of the Gumbo totem she likes eating from outside, madhlira pazhe, chipazha mongo, chitova nedzevamwe, haiwa bodo.
She is short and her name is eeehhh, this time tsvakai moga spoon feeding yakapera nekuuya kwakaita Coronavirus. Stanaldo is also a Disc Jockey yes ndi DJ paopularly known as ENeshto and plays Jiti music,
Baba Harare muriko here, heyo compotition. Nzimbe inonaka kumusoro. Bhawa rakadhakwa.
He is heavily built and drives a maroon twin cab Isuzu and is bound to go back to UK when the pandemic eases, after all akazora nurse vakanozoravo pavo paMvuma Hospital and all the nurses were quarantined while some were infected. Dread wemaplan.
As soon as he arrived in the country dread did not waste time he went straight kuna Nurse and it was love at first sight ndiye hutu, nemasanzu, kudhamu kuPlot.
The estranged husband drives a Be My Wife, silver in colour, he works at at Mvuma Hospital as well. Chegore rino, saka munotarisana sei nhai vanambwa imwi. Iwe unongoti dzvoko dzvoko maziziso kunge nhundurwa mbishi,
kusanyara, zimbivha. Maseka.
Unozonyanya kudhakwa mhanhi saka uchitoregwa mukadzi. Kudza mutengi. This is Mvuma for you, you remember that guy who used to shoot videos while slaughtering other people’s wives, chidhorobha chinenharo ichi. Mupote muchitumirawo HOTH Slice Pizza, aahh hamunyari kudhla moga.
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